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I have decided that for no real reason I will start making crappy skating cartoons so I can make stupid remarks about skaters. I have decided to call them CRAP COMIX. So far I have several, and I will have more of them soon.

As you can see, I have no pretentions of this being any kind of art.

And the question on everyone's mind: "Where did this gay monkey in a basket come from in the first place?" All is revealed in the history of gay monkey in a basket...

New today (December 6, 2000): completely new look! New navigation! Strip numbers! Link text! Date links for all strip collections!

New today (March 16, 2001): Crap Comix is now automatically generated! This doesn't mean jack shit to anyone reading it, but it makes things a lot easier on ME, dammit. Previously, it took me twenty to forty minutes to add a new page. Now it takes about twelve seconds.

March 25, 2001: New navigation scheme, makes it easier to get around the site. And for some odd reason, I received several email messages today complaining that Crap Comix make fun of the Japanese. Yes, that's right, nothing at all for six months -- and then suddenly people decide to bitch. Evidently, someone posted a link to the page in some Japanese discussion forum and complained that it's prejudiced. So let me clarify once and for all: the people in Crap Comix are not Japanese. They are Chinese. The entire strip takes place in Hong Kong. That's also why they don't like Scotsmen, or in fact any UK national. And if you can't take a joke,

JUMP UP MY BUTT

September 13, 2001: Please support the Red Cross in their efforts to help recovery from the WTC incident on September 11.

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September 27, 2001: Crap Comix moved to www.crapcomix.com so quit bitching about the damn URL being too long. Navigation script modified to correct race condition. Crap Comix FAQ added.


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Crap Comix #01September 11, 2000
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Crap Comix #02September 11, 2000
http://www.crapcomix.com/index.html#STRIP02Back to Top

Crap Comix #03September 11, 2000
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Crap Comix #04September 12, 2000
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Crap Comix #05September 12, 2000
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Crap Comix #06September 12, 2000
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Crap Comix #07September 12, 2000
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Crap Comix #08September 12, 2000
http://www.crapcomix.com/index.html#STRIP08Back to Top


This one's pretty lame. I think it's the worst one yet.
Crap Comix #09September 12, 2000
http://www.crapcomix.com/index.html#STRIP09Back to Top

I think I am starting to get progressively more and more lame with these, so I am going to stop for tonight before they go straight into the toilet. Then again, considering that last strip, maybe they already did. Well, okay, maybe ONE more.
Crap Comix #10September 12, 2000
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